creative marketing agency

WHAT THE F*CK does the "next generation of marketing" mean?

We’re versed in the history of advertising but we know the modern levers to pull. We openly challenge the system. We don’t muddy simple ideas with complex jargon. We refuse to run on self-interest. We foster true, long-term partnerships built on results.

You grow. We grow. Welcome to the next generation.

creative marketing agency

We build websites that look pretty AND work well. Crazy concept, right?

It’s like the MySpace top 8 but for businesses! Learn how to become Google’s friend.

“Placement, Placement, Placement!” we screamed from the back of the class.

We know it’s all about AI now, but have you ever heard of authentic content? We make that.

We’re the elves behind your feed, concepting and editing while you sleep. 

If we see another uninspired stock image, we might vomit.

Don’t call us. We’ve tried it. We don’t like it. We don’t like to think about those times. 

Our Creative Marketing Services

Are you tired of marketing agencies? So are we.​

  • Tired of outrageous “Set-Up Fees” that taste like snake oil?
  • Tired of celebrating a 0.3% CTR like it’s making you money?
  • Tired of talking to blank-staring, jargon-vomiting corporate robots?
  • Tired of agencies promoting their “Senior Leadership” that worked on one Starbucks campaign in 1990?
  • Tired of dealing with an account rep whose inbox could star on Hoarders?
  • Tired of marketing teams using acronyms like they’re referencing top secret government agencies?
  • Tired of seeing cherry-picked data like it’s your social feed in the fall?
  • Tired of having so little communication that you’re basically a ghosted Tinder date?
  • Tired of your agency “putting out fires” while they’re holding the match?
  • Tired of synergizing?
  • Tired of agencies that don’t care about your bottom line?

We believe being your marketing partner means More dependability, transparency, flexibility and honesty.

*We don't like ads. We're just good at them.

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zach and kaitlin

The saga of M&P

As if they were two binary stars, Kaitlin and Zach orbited each other for years. Starting as colleagues for a monthly magazine publication, Kaitlin went on to launch a creative agency, and Zach went on to launch a data marketing agency.

Soon, the two discovered the power of combining creative innovation with digital know-how. They brought their agency concepts together and thus began the saga of M&P.

One of us comes with a Midwestern sense of hospitality and naivety while the other comes with a West Coast sense of superiority and directness. We’ll let you guess who is who. 

We’ll talk to you about the weather but knock out an hour’s worth of agenda points in 20 minutes.

We're in the business of uncomplicating marketing.